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Natalie
Natalie is a 22 year old psychology student from the Home Counties, England. When she's not resident in the legendary Brighton House, she lives in Buckinghamshire with her parents, boyfriend and one cat. Outside of blogging and generally acting like a fool, she loves to swim, go to the gym, horse ride and create arty crafty things such as cards and friendship bracelets. She is incredibly scared of spiders (and as such, refuses to put the heating on in the house).
Paul
Oh, hello, by the way - If you’re reading this then you probably
already know me or, I guess I have the humility to admit, you don’t give a shit.
I can’t offer either group more than a greeting as intimate
as can be achieved in this public domain, without being too sincere as to
weaken the issue of my affectations to people I do actually care about and,
with all the respect I feel you would like me to extend, you are more than
likely not one of them. (Although I do offer this sincerely: I’m sure you’re
all fantastic people regardless of our standing relationship).
I am here
to guide you through the mise en abyme – if I could take just one moment aside
and be a darling to it - that is becoming, with increasing obviousness,
Brighton House.
I am, as many of you know, an established member of the school
of Theater en muziekles
volgens de Russische methode, an avid supporter of enforced homosexuality in the work place
and the only member of the household to have both male and female genitals.
I am
also 19 years, 9 months and 14 days old, making me the most accurately aged
housemate (although this is subject to change).
I am, most notably, a
student of George Takei’s work in self-orgasm and read literature in my spare
time.
Excellent.
You have to go now, I have nothing else to say.
Beki
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